The Joker

Next time dress like Harley Quinn and not your version of Victoria. What's with all the Victorias? Where's the Jessicas, or the random girl in the back of Bella's class? How about Bella on the floor bleeding and cross-eyed? I'd LOVE to see that.

The Apple Doesn't Fall Far...

But the apple does hit you on the head and make you think you'll look cool in a getup like this. She looks like a box of Twilight cereal. Ahh the wondrous things you can do with garbage bags.

Mercy Rule

If I'd seen these two show up to my vampire baseball game, I'd forefit. Who wants to watch that run the bases?

Tanorexic

FYI, Alice is incapable of getting a tan. She can, however, sparkle her pretty head off. I suggest she buy white makeup and/or sequins to apply to her skin. Also, Alice is a wonderful driver and this girl obviously isn't. (c'mon...you get it...)

I Met Taylor

This is not a funny post, those will return soon. I met F'n Taylor LAUTNER. Jacob himself! Eat it Twihards!

Are We Even Trying Anymore?

Seriously, are we even trying? I mean look at the two in the middle...they..oh...

I didn't know Alice liked to wear short-shorts.

Thank You For Being a Friend

In honor of Betty White being on SNL-I give you...Betty White as Victoria.

Well really it's just this cat lady who lives in Iowa dressed as her, but it's close enough.