Tanorexic

FYI, Alice is incapable of getting a tan. She can, however, sparkle her pretty head off. I suggest she buy white makeup and/or sequins to apply to her skin. Also, Alice is a wonderful driver and this girl obviously isn't. (c'mon...you get it...)

Go Ask Alice(s)

These gals have the dress, have the pose, and the smile...but lack the hair. Girl on right meet girl on left.

Righty: Look we have the same costume!
Lefty: oh...yeah...how 'bout that?
Righty: Let's take a picture together.
Lefty: Sure.
Righty: By the way your wig is awesome! Where'd you find it?

What you don't see is Lefty taking Righty's wig off, ripping her dress, then shouting "Poser" to all the girls in line to get the newest "I Sparkle" t-shirt.

Am I reading too much into this?