Hey, for all five of you that have ever seen my blog know this! I will be at Anaheim Comi-Con this Saturday and I will surely be stalking the rows for Twitards in costumes. I will be wearing my Eclipse "engagement" ring and maybe my Bella jacket, so I can blend in. Hopefully I will come up with juicy stuff. And now I give you...
Everyone knows vampires can't get pregnant. So booo to this Victoria. You want a pregnant Twilight character, try Bella! And who is the weird preggers Victoria groupie?
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Friday, April 9, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
These gals have the dress, have the pose, and the smile...but lack the hair. Girl on right meet girl on left.
Righty: Look we have the same costume!
Lefty: oh...yeah...how 'bout that?
Righty: Let's take a picture together.
Righty: By the way your wig is awesome! Where'd you find it?
What you don't see is Lefty taking Righty's wig off, ripping her dress, then shouting "Poser" to all the girls in line to get the newest "I Sparkle" t-shirt.
Am I reading too much into this?
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Sunday, April 4, 2010
What Would Stephanie Do?
Happy Easter Everyone. I like this girl's enthusiasm, but she's still a nerd. The Star Wars costumers in the background are awesome as well. They make this chick look unprofessional. Sorry, Star Wars will always be better than Twilight.
If you take anything away from this blog, know this: Jesus didn't die for vampires. (Just kidding Stephanie)
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Friday, April 2, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
From right to left.
1. Alice is short yes, but ugly? no
2. Jasper actually looks really good. But what boyfriend agrees to dress like Jasper from Twilight? oh wait...he's not your boyfriend? He's your gay friend? OK, that makes sense. He gets a pass.
3. Guy in the middle makes no sense.
4. I didn't know Bella grew up in East L.A.
5. Edward guy is Bella girl's boyfriend and thinks this means she'll go see Iron Man 2 with him. Heads up: She will not.
6. Random hot guy they found outside, drew a tattoo on him in sharpie and gave him 50 bucks so they would win costume contest.
Verdict: Not so great. Try again. Ditch Mexican Bella first.