The Joker

Next time dress like Harley Quinn and not your version of Victoria. What's with all the Victorias? Where's the Jessicas, or the random girl in the back of Bella's class? How about Bella on the floor bleeding and cross-eyed? I'd LOVE to see that.

The Apple Doesn't Fall Far...

But the apple does hit you on the head and make you think you'll look cool in a getup like this. She looks like a box of Twilight cereal. Ahh the wondrous things you can do with garbage bags.

Mercy Rule

If I'd seen these two show up to my vampire baseball game, I'd forefit. Who wants to watch that run the bases?

Tanorexic

FYI, Alice is incapable of getting a tan. She can, however, sparkle her pretty head off. I suggest she buy white makeup and/or sequins to apply to her skin. Also, Alice is a wonderful driver and this girl obviously isn't. (c'mon...you get it...)

I Met Taylor

This is not a funny post, those will return soon. I met F'n Taylor LAUTNER. Jacob himself! Eat it Twihards!

Are We Even Trying Anymore?

Seriously, are we even trying? I mean look at the two in the middle...they..oh...

I didn't know Alice liked to wear short-shorts.

Thank You For Being a Friend

In honor of Betty White being on SNL-I give you...Betty White as Victoria.

Well really it's just this cat lady who lives in Iowa dressed as her, but it's close enough.

This Kid Knows What's Up

He doesn't have to try too hard to look like Edward. There's a bored and downright suicidal look on his face. This Kid knows what Twilight is all about.

Hot Topic RULES

Thanks to Hot Topic, this girl can half-ass act like Bella. I'd like to see someone wear this dress and then put a fake cut on their arm too. In fact, I'd also like someone to dress up like Bella at the end of Twilight, in a hospital gown. Make it so girls!

In My Rooooooom

Sorry it's taken so long to post-I found NO ONE at the Anaheim Comi-con with Twilight outfits on. Very sad about that! Anyways...




I can guarantee Edward will not be visiting this Twihard tonight. You may have Bella's prom dress but you do not have her...anything else...

COMICON

Hey, for all five of you that have ever seen my blog know this! I will be at Anaheim Comi-Con this Saturday and I will surely be stalking the rows for Twitards in costumes. I will be wearing my Eclipse "engagement" ring and maybe my Bella jacket, so I can blend in. Hopefully I will come up with juicy stuff. And now I give you...



Everyone knows vampires can't get pregnant. So booo to this Victoria. You want a pregnant Twilight character, try Bella! And who is the weird preggers Victoria groupie?

No x 5

Not Bella
Not Bella
Not Bella
Not Bella
Not Bella

I Can Has Pictures?

If anyone has their own pictures or any cool ones they find of Twilight costumers, send them my way. Oh and enjoy this picture.

Noobs

Fun observations:
"Alice" is "Rosalie's" mom. "Hey mom, let me flip the ends of your hair. Poof, you're Alice!"
Rosalie, staying as far away from random Victoria cosplayer that photobombed the picture.
Check out the sandal tan on Victoria.

Noobs

I Am Not An Animal

Nope,not even close, guy from "Mask."

Go Ask Alice(s)

These gals have the dress, have the pose, and the smile...but lack the hair. Girl on right meet girl on left.

Righty: Look we have the same costume!
Lefty: oh...yeah...how 'bout that?
Righty: Let's take a picture together.
Lefty: Sure.
Righty: By the way your wig is awesome! Where'd you find it?

What you don't see is Lefty taking Righty's wig off, ripping her dress, then shouting "Poser" to all the girls in line to get the newest "I Sparkle" t-shirt.

Am I reading too much into this?

Return of the Redhead

The Victorias must die.

In Eclipse we finally see Victoria die. In real life, when will this happen?

WWSD?

What Would Stephanie Do?

Happy Easter Everyone. I like this girl's enthusiasm, but she's still a nerd. The Star Wars costumers in the background are awesome as well. They make this chick look unprofessional. Sorry, Star Wars will always be better than Twilight.

If you take anything away from this blog, know this: Jesus didn't die for vampires. (Just kidding Stephanie)

Hey look I got a Supermassive Black Hole!

I don't know which Cullens/characters they're supposed to be. Shifty to the right there looks a little like Jasper but is too dark. And Emaciated to the left looks like half Alice half Bella. I give this attempt a D for Dumb.

THIS is What I'm Talking About

God Bless Soccer Moms

We Will Be Victorious

WTF?

Worst Victoria Ever. A red wig a vampire does not make.

Trying Too Hard

From right to left.

1. Alice is short yes, but ugly? no
2. Jasper actually looks really good. But what boyfriend agrees to dress like Jasper from Twilight? oh wait...he's not your boyfriend? He's your gay friend? OK, that makes sense. He gets a pass.
3. Guy in the middle makes no sense.
4. I didn't know Bella grew up in East L.A.
5. Edward guy is Bella girl's boyfriend and thinks this means she'll go see Iron Man 2 with him. Heads up: She will not.
6. Random hot guy they found outside, drew a tattoo on him in sharpie and gave him 50 bucks so they would win costume contest.

Verdict: Not so great. Try again. Ditch Mexican Bella first.

First Entry

Not sure how internet copyriting works so I'm going to post these photos with black bars for now. Ladies and germs, I give you....

YOU WILL NEVER BE BELLA!

"Rosalie has let herself go"